I love collecting titles and groups because they're things I can actually control in this life.
•11in. cedar, phoenix feather, quite bendy
•no longer left-handed
•Aries •Ram •Fox
Hey, folks! I’ll be villager cycling for a while tonight. If you’re looking for a dreamie or two, reblog this post with the names of the villagers you’re looking for, and I’ll let you know if your dreamie shows up so you can adopt them. No payment required (but tips are always appreciated)!
Let me know if you see Pietro! I want Pietro so bad I could cry. T_T
I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay
weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew
I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery. She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.
back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
*VOLCANIC EXPLOSION* ROBBY ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
Please give this tiny baby platypus notes. I don’t like seeing the hateful comments directed at me from the Men’s Rights blogs on tumblr so if this baby platypus gets over 36 notes i will be okay and i will see people reblogging this platypus instead of mean things
He’s a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of CUUUUTEEEEEE
Here is a photograph of my adorable foreign friend Jack.